Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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