I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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