i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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