The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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