i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I made him laugh his dick is mine
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.