you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
being pregnant is like rehab
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
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Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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