She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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