Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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