Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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