In the future we'll all be gay
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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