That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I can text with my tongue
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Randomize
