god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I could have mohawked her pubes.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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