Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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