I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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