Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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