I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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