I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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