alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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