The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
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Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
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The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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