Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
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So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
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