thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
You left your underwear on the fireplace
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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