I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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