I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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