i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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