she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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