I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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