i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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