I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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