Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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