do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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