it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
ttyl tear gas
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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