David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
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I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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