why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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