are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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