Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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