Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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