So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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