I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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