So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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