Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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