that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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