"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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