well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
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