He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
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Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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