mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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