Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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