Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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