the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
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I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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