He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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