Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
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Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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