yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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