So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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