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say what?
wanna hang out?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
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I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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