we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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