the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
