Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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