please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Randomize