I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You should frame my arrest warrant.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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